Leaders Biography
Biography of the Dear Mayor Christian Weston Chandler
Dear Mayor was born in the year of our Lord 1982. He is the spiritual father of the Originial and Official Sonichu. Christian received his mayoral status from CWCville's founder Robert Chandler.
Mayor Chandler's proposed mandate includes: Personal oversight of all Sonichu breeding, opening of a state orphanage to round up any illegitimate offspring of the Great Mayor (Which Chandler believes may topple his CWCtatorship), and push ever forward on his Glorious Assignment for Virginity Removal (Formerly known as the "Love Quest" operation).
Dear Mayor officially denies the existence of the Great Mayor since his unfortunate demise, and is currently exiled in Ruckersville, Virginia.
Biography of the Great Mayor Billy Mays
William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. was sworn in as the Mayor of CWCville after Christian Weston Chandler stepped down due to stresses and large disapproval ratings.
The Great Mayor brought sweeping changes to CWCville through various reforms. He repealed the ban of liquor as part of the Great Relief Package. Mays felt that the inhabitants should be afforded self-medication and enjoyment after the Moment of Stillness. The Great Mayor's dreams were sadly cut short after his shocking death. CWCville has called an emergency vote in response to the passing of the Great Mayor.
Billy Mays will be forever remembered as his birth date and date of death have become municipal holidays. His spirit is kept alive in our citizen's motto, "AND THAT'S NOT ALL!"
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